What a Fool Believes

Carly Rae Jepsen: “Call Me Maybe”

CRJ: Hello?
WaFB: …Maybe?
CRJ: Excuse me?
WaFB: Hello.
CRJ: Hey…?
WaFB: Hi. We met a few months back, uh, at the well? You were throwing a bunch of wishes in it?
CRJ: Ohmygod! It’s you! This is crazy!
WaFB: Hahaha, I know! Just like you said.
CRJ: You took your time with the call.
WaFB: I know. I’m sorry about that. There was this whole thing with Lady Gaga and it kind of made me skeptical about calling someone like this again and… But I did it.
CRJ: I’m really glad you did. I missed you so, so bad.
WaFB: I missed you, too. I couldn’t go out on a hot night in my ripped jeans without thinking about that day.
CRJ: Aww!
WaFB: Yeah.
CRJ: I have a question.
WaFB: Yeah?
CRJ: Did you call me “Maybe” when I answered the phone?
WaFB: I… Uh… Yeah. I thought that might be literal or like a thing or… Yeah. Sorry.
CRJ: You’re so cute!
WaFB: Thanks. So, um…
CRJ: Yeah?
WaFB: When do you get out of jail?
CRJ: …Yeah.
WaFB: Sorry.
CRJ: It’s ok. It’s my own fault.
WaFB: You didn’t have to steal for me but it’s really, really flattering that you did.
CRJ: I know. It’s just…all this is…
WaFB: Crazy?
CRJ: Hahaha, yeah! But I get out soon. Six months.
WaFB: What about good behavior? Or being Canadian?
CRJ: Hahaha! You’re so adorable! The sentence also includes contaminating that well.
WaFB: Ohhh. All those wishes.
CRJ: Yeah.
WaFB: I’ll wait for you.
CRJ: Really?
WaFB: For sure.
CRJ: What did I do before you came into my life?
WaFB: Missed me so, so bad. And had a clean record.
CRJ: You are too much! Will you call me again?
WaFB: Lots.
CRJ: Good. Ok, the guard says my time’s up. Talk to you soon?
WaFB: You know it.
CRJ: Alright. I miss you.
WaFB: I miss you, too.
CRJ: Goodbye.
WaFB: Goodbye, Maybe.