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Have you ever, in the heat of passion, burned a photograph of a loved one, destroyed a treasured keepsake or seriously injured a friend, and, afterwards, thought, “I wish there was a way to protect these prized possessions?”? Meet The Medusanator™! From WaFB Inc., the company that brought you The Beardini™, Baby Thumb™ and Unnecessary Limb Dinners™, comes a revolutionary new product that is guaranteed to preserve and protect your cherished keepsakes forever! The Medusanator™ is an amazing new machine that allows you to safeguard all your adored belongings by turning them into stone!  Everything from photographs, paintings, figurines, sports/music memorabilia, jewelry and clothing to pets, friends and relatives! Using The Medusanator™ is easy!  Just place the machine in front of the keepsake you’d like to preserve, press The Medusanation Lever™ and, using the powers of Medusa, an ancient Greek gorgon/chthonic female monster, Presto! your beloved belonging is turned to stone, preserving and protecting it forever! WARNING: Do not look directly into lens when Medusanating.  Will cause Medusanation.  All Medusanations are permanent. The Medusanator™ is a product of WaFB Inc.

Have you ever, in the heat of passion, burned a photograph of a loved one, destroyed a treasured keepsake or seriously injured a friend, and, afterwards, thought, “I wish there was a way to protect these prized possessions?”?

Meet The Medusanator™!

From WaFB Inc., the company that brought you The Beardini™, Baby Thumb™ and Unnecessary Limb Dinners™, comes a revolutionary new product that is guaranteed to preserve and protect your cherished keepsakes forever!

The Medusanator™ is an amazing new machine that allows you to safeguard all your adored belongings by turning them into stone!  Everything from photographs, paintings, figurines, sports/music memorabilia, jewelry and clothing to pets, friends and relatives!

Using The Medusanator™ is easy!  Just place the machine in front of the keepsake you’d like to preserve, press The Medusanation Lever™ and, using the powers of Medusa, an ancient Greek gorgon/chthonic female monster, Presto! your beloved belonging is turned to stone, preserving and protecting it forever!

WARNING: Do not look directly into lens when Medusanating.  Will cause Medusanation.  All Medusanations are permanent.

The Medusanator™ is a product of WaFB Inc.

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Introducing a groundbreaking new product from WaFB Inc.: The Beardini! The Beardini, created by a facial hair-less scientist, was designed to protect the face from Winter’s bitter chill. Made from real hair, The Beardini produces “Artificial Heat” to keep your face warm. Installation is easy!  Simply staple* The Beardini to your facial region and be on your way! John from Alaska says, “It’s like a glove for your face!  But made out of hair!” Satisfaction is guaranteed! Order now! Warning: Excessive masculinity may occur. *Staples not included.

Introducing a groundbreaking new product from WaFB Inc.: The Beardini!

The Beardini, created by a facial hair-less scientist, was designed to protect the face from Winter’s bitter chill.

Made from real hair, The Beardini produces “Artificial Heat” to keep your face warm.

Installation is easy!  Simply staple* The Beardini to your facial region and be on your way!

John from Alaska says, “It’s like a glove for your face!  But made out of hair!”

Satisfaction is guaranteed!

Order now!

Warning: Excessive masculinity may occur.

*Staples not included.

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