
Corner of 58th and Broadway, NYC—2/15/13, 2:00pm
Crazy-Dude-on-the-Street: JOHN MCENROE! [beat] WALKS OVER TO THE LINE JUDGE! [beat] SMACKS HIS RACQUET AGAINST THE COURT LIKE THIS! [demonstrates smacking a tennis racquet against a tennis court] SAYS TO THE LINE JUDGE, “YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?!”! [beat] WHO’S HE PLAYING?! [spins wildly, looks into the eyes of passersby] BJÖRN BORG! [beat] [smile] Check it. [smile] [beat] [repeats above, infinitely]