What a Fool Believes

-Do they still do the Bud Bowl?

-In my dreams.

-So no?

-Don’t know.

-Well, if they do, you know who they should have in the next one?

-Spuds MacKenzie.

-Well, yeah, but…

-Who?

-Bud Light Lime vs. Bud Light Platinum.

-What about Bud Ice?

-Ooh. Do they still make that?

-Nah. Took it off the market—too many deaths.

-Probably for the best.

-That’s debatable. So who wins, Bud Light Lime or Bud Light Platinum?

-That’s the thing: Nobody.

-Oh, so Michelob: ULTRA Pomegranate Raspberry.