What a Fool Believes

Bryan Ferry: “Let’s Stick Together”

Happy Birthday, Bryan Ferry! How does a sophisticated maestro such as yourself spend this day? 

Does the Ford Modeling Agency send a cavalcade of beauties to your bungalow for breakfast?

Do you sip mimosas while they give you a private runway show in the room you’ve devoted to private runway shows?

When the show is over, do you put on some 50s rock and roll and have a sock hop with the girls?

After the sock hop, do you drive the girls out to your country cottage to help you pick fresh vegetables for the seasonal supper?

While picking, do you tell the girls about the history and etymology of the zucchini?

Once you’ve got the veggies, do you take them to the wine cellar?

Do you recommend the Chablis or the Pinot Noir?

Do you flip your hair and smile? 

And what is supper like, surrounded by these exquisite beauties?

Do you tell them about love, Bryan?

Or do you sing it in an autumn serenade?

And once the dancing is done, and the party is over, who do you choose, Bryan?

Which of these beauties do you share the rest of this rapturous English night with?