What a Fool Believes

People named Josh Luft

And who the hell are you, Spokeo, you fucking creep, with your “Fun Facts” and “Statistics”?

Here’s a “Fun Fact”: “Luft” means “air” in German. I guess you were too busy calculating how white I am to look that one up.

Here’s a “Statistic”: 1 out of 28 people named Josh Luft wishes his income average was $101K, that’s for goddamn sure.

Here’s a “Message”: To those 27 pretenders out there: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.