What a Fool Believes

… WaFB NEWS … Sweden discovers Prince’s “Diamonds and Pearls” … Robots: Friendly … Houston man laments that he’s “ready for [that] jelly” ten years too late … Kristen Stewart caught in alleged affair, her slouching and nervous tics having a free-for-all … Swedes give special “Purple Edition” Nobel Peace Prize to Prince for “Diamonds and Pearls” … Mountain Lion escapes from Apple OS X … Robots: Not so friendly when you make them do the dishes all the time … North Korean leader Kim Jong-un marries, immediately renames wife “Kim Jong-ooh-la-la” … National survey: NH top state in children’s well-being; NH children nod hurriedly, offer trembling smiles … Sarah Palin turns heads at NBC party with her massive grizzly paws … Sweden’s government and citizens at standstill; cannot stop listening to Prince’s “Diamonds and Pearls” … David Axelrod: “I love the smell of Mormon in the morning. Smells like…napalm.” … Robots: Freaking out, wreaking havoc … Venezuelan hero Simon Bolivar turns 229, looks at least 250 … Sweden finally gets to the next song on Prince’s Diamonds and Pearls album … Olympians: Racist just like us … Greenland didn’t melt, just making trade with Iceland so their names are accurate … Sweden discovers next song on Prince’s Diamonds and Pearls album is “Cream”; entire Scandinavian region in the most delicious of perils … Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finds just the right hooded sweatshirt for Washington Post photo … Light: Depressing … Robots: Discovered Prince’s “Diamonds and Pearls”, friendly again … WaFB NEWS …