5th
Roger Moore enters.
Roger Moore: Good evening.
The Bank Teller looks up from desk.
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore: I’m Roger Moore.
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore: Charmed, I’m sure.
Bank Teller: Sir you cannot be in here without a shir—-
Roger Moore: Just being disarming, darling.
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore: I would like to make a deposit. (Grins.) I imagine you can help me out with that.
Bank Teller: Sir, please. You will have to—-
Roger Moore: Provide my account number? 007.
Moore raises an eyebrow.
Bank Teller: Mr. Moore I’m going to have to ask you—-
Roger Moore: For my telephone number, darling?
Bank Teller: (Looks right.) Guard?
A Security Guard approaches Moore.
Roger Moore: Looking for a box, are we? This one won’t be a safe deposit.
Moore slowly throws a punch at the Guard. The Guard steps to the right and avoids.
Roger Moore: Check this, darling - I’m about to provide a routing number.
Moore slowly makes several karate chops at the Guard. The Guard avoids them all.
Roger Moore: (Panting, to the Guard.) I’ll just be going then. (To the Teller.) You’ve got my information on file, love. I register that we’ll be making a transaction tonight…around 8?
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore exits.
