What a Fool Believes

What is Pat Sajak Grinning About?

• Your selection of ‘R’ when it is clearly on the board already.
• Your spin landing on ‘Bankrupt’ after your greedy attempt to win more money on the puzzle ‘W_ITE C_OCOLATE MOUSSE’.
• Popsicles!
• The hot dog you’re choking on in the seat next to him at the Dodgers game.
• The knife he just plunged into your chest.
• The poison he placed in your coffee taking hold.
• Vanna, in a sequined gown, tearing you to shreds with her manicured claws.
• The snake that’s about to emerge from beneath his hair and fill you full of venom for asking him how ‘Jeopardy!’ is.
• Your question, ‘You don’t believe you’ll get away with this sinister deed?  Do you, Pat Sajak?’
• More popsicles!