The Burning House is a unique Tumblr that asks its readers to submit a photo of what they would want to save if their house burned down.
Hey look, it’s your ex-boyfriend!
“I would be sure to save a fussily composed Wes Anderson-via-Scorcese overhead shot of the world’s most exhausted signifiers of authenticity and hipness, in case my house ever burned down in slow motion while the Kinks’ ‘Complicated Life’ played”
What if your dope was on fire?
I would save the photo above so that I could use it to track down the sociopath who burned down my house.
