On February 7th, the Athens psychpopfunkfreaks of Montreal will release their latest album, Paralytic Stalks. In addition to their theatrical live shows and ADHD grooves, the band is known for their wild album and song titles. We here at WaFB were granted an exclusive look at ten of the song titles for Paralytic Stalks that didn’t make the cut.
- Oedipus Stroking Magma
- Sanskrit Gigolo
- Were We Branded by the Foliole?
- Un Soutein-Gorge Supérieure
- Cruel Eidolon and Other Gambols
- Missionary Mischief
- Icicle Batons
- Elevator Leggings for the Excruciating Concubines
- Lavender Bells in Hordaland
- A Simple Song That Doesn’t Feature Any Mythological References or Combinations of Antiquated Terms to Say I Love You (But Still Has a Really Long Title, Which I Beg Forgiveness for Clytemnestra, You Munificent Mynx—Oh No, There I Go Again, Like an Orgy with Scylla and Charybdis—Damn. Ok, I’ll Stop Now.)
