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Have you ever, in the heat of passion, burned a photograph of a loved one, destroyed a treasured keepsake or seriously injured a friend, and, afterwards, thought, “I wish there was a way to protect these prized possessions?”?
Meet The Medusanator™!
From WaFB Inc., the company that brought you The Beardini™, Baby Thumb™ and Unnecessary Limb Dinners™, comes a revolutionary new product that is guaranteed to preserve and protect your cherished keepsakes forever!
The Medusanator™ is an amazing new machine that allows you to safeguard all your adored belongings by turning them into stone! Everything from photographs, paintings, figurines, sports/music memorabilia, jewelry and clothing to pets, friends and relatives!
Using The Medusanator™ is easy! Just place the machine in front of the keepsake you’d like to preserve, press The Medusanation Lever™ and, using the powers of Medusa, an ancient Greek gorgon/chthonic female monster, Presto! your beloved belonging is turned to stone, preserving and protecting it forever!
WARNING: Do not look directly into lens when Medusanating. Will cause Medusanation. All Medusanations are permanent.
The Medusanator™ is a product of WaFB Inc.
