8th
-Mom, this popsicle has an arm in it!
-Better to hold you with, my dear!
-Awesome!
Have you ever looked at the meal you are eating and thought, “I wish I didn’t have to eat this dull dinner. I wish there was a completely unnecessary - and shrunken - limb protruding or mixed in with this meal to spice it up.”?
Well wish no more!
From the makers of The Beardini™ and Baby Thumb™, it’s…
Unnecessary Limb Dinners™!
Yes, now you won’t have to suffer through dull, unnecessary limbless dinners any longer!
Unnecessary Limb Dinners™ are frozen dinners with a punch! Or kick! We take limbs that are just lying around unused, shrink them - using our patented Shrink-A-Limb™ technology - and insert them into random items of your frozen dinner - whether the entrée, side dish or even the dessert! And the best thing about the limbs? You can eat them too!
Check your local supermarket’s frozen food section for Unnecessary Limb Dinners™ today!
Unnecessary Limb Dinners™ are a product of WaFB Inc.
