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Hey Businessman? Are you tired of being unable to seal the deal with the bigtime clients because of your dull, unmemorable handshake?
You need Baby Thumb™!
What is Baby Thumb™? Baby Thumb™ is a revolutionary new procedure taking the business world by storm. It is a simple, noninvasive surgical procedure that takes the shrunken head - using our secret, cutting-edge technology - from a donated baby and attaches it to the tip of your thumb. Though the baby’s head has been shrunken and separated from its body, it is still able to live using a small amount of energy from your own body and thus can continue to offer all of the adorableness of a regular baby.
Let’s face it: Who can deny the adorableness of a baby? No one. Not even your toughest clients! With a firm grip, winning smile and a simple “Goo-goo-ga-ga” from baby, clients will be eating from your hand. Just save some scraps for baby!
Baby Thumb™ is guaranteed to make your handshake exciting, trustworthy and memorable. Don’t hesitate; Order Baby Thumb™ now!
Baby Thumb™ is a product of WaFB Inc.
