Remember That Scene
Remember that scene in Footloose where Kevin Bacon shimmies into town, feet fancy and free on Main Street, jean jacket cracking like a whip with each thrust of his arms, and all the townsfolk flee indoors, some peeking out through the sliver between curtains, worried their eyes will melt in their sockets yet too curious to look away, except for Sean Penn’s...
Pitchfork: The People's List: Top Albums... →
A lot of people rag on lists. I enjoy them. (Well, not, like, grocery lists, but albums, films, and such.) I think the ragging is for the list for list’s sake—that they’re mindless and superfluous. Though I prefer lists to have a written component, and agree that they’re often superfluous, I don’t believe them to be mindless. When you’re compiling a list of...
Things That I, The (Soon-to-Be) Godfather, Will...
Exclaim “BOOMSHAKALAKA!” during the Holy Dunking. Ask the priest if a child has ever peed and/or pooed during the Holy Dunking as a segue to my real question: If a child pees and/or poos in holy water, does that pee and/or poo become holy? Refer to the immersion as the “Holy Dunking.” Orchestrate the execution of all my rivals during the ceremony, offering a...