How To Be A Man
The first thing is to kill an animal—something that’s equal to your body weight or, preferably, two to three times it. For maximum machismo, go for a bear—Grizzly or Polar. They’re massive, fast and able to shred you like tissue paper. Locate your local forest—don’t write the directions on your hand; memorize the way. Put on the undershirt you use for baseball/football/soccer practice—the pits...
Ghosts, Graffiti & Jimmy Fallon
Will Jimmy Fallon continue his trend of ghosts and graffiti on this evening’s Late Night? Wednesday: Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti performed. Thursday: The Dismemberment Plan performed “The City” which features the line “The ghosts of graffiti they couldn’t quite erase”. Friday: ??? Well, not musically, since there doesn’t appear to be a musical...
Remember That Scene: Travel Edition
Remember that scene in The Tourist when Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie stare blankly at one another for like ten seconds until they each have these voiceovers and Johnny’s is “I miss my gold tooth. If I had it in right now, I’d put a clove cigarette below it. Like a pillow. And my gold tooth would say, ‘Oi! I rather fancy this pillow, mate! It’ll help me rest...