The Brothers Bieber
Between the hours of 7 and 8, Justin jumped on his trampoline and practiced his vocals. I recall overhearing the conversation with his mother about the necessity of the trampoline. “Why would you need that, honey?” “I have to build up my energy! Performing on a World Tour is hard, dude!” He used it for about a week. I have never gotten used to Justin referring to his...
so-death-trembles asked: How the hell do I follow you?
Billy Gibbons was up to his elbow in beard. The guitarist and vocalist of ZZ Top was foraging through the sandy brush for a set of car keys, just one of the many objects he carried inside of his beard. -I got somethin’. Billy’s hand emerged gripping the slender, golden calf of a woman. He looked down at the luscious bit of leg. -I’m savin’ that for later. A fragrance of...
martsingson asked: kung hindi po ako nagkakamali, ang inyong URL ay pamagat ng isang awitin ni Michael McDonald tama po ba? :)
December Boy →
A short story inspired by Alex Chilton and “September Gurls”.
technoheaven asked: how long have you been creativly writing? do you plan on publishing a book??
thesmokemonster asked: So obviously you are in to Kenny Loggins...or at least you pretend to be. My questions is this: pants?
A Quiet Place
I was understandably completely fucking freaked out after I’d gotten bitten. It was only a matter of time now before I would become just another member of the stinking and shuffling legion of the undead, a zombie. There, I would be nearly indistinguishable from the others: flesh blue and rotten, arms forever outstretched like a magnet guiding me to the metals in the meat of a human being,...
“The best – oh man – the best time was when we took the buggy to the dark side of the Moon and – oh man get this,” Denny’s eyes lit up, “we brought a record player and,” he shouted, “we listened to ‘Dark Side of the Moon’!” My friend Denny is an astronaut. An astronaut, an astronaut, an astronaut. Through repetition I can trick my mind into believing anything; I can erode mountains of lies down...
Things You Should Know About the Oscars
Sunday night is the 82nd Academy Awards, honoring the best of film in 2009, on some network that refused to accept my request for a small speaking role in the series finale of Lost in exchange for some advertising - my line, in case you’re curious was, “Island shmyland!”, followed by an eruption of laughter which would be frozen on screen as the credits rolled. Here are some...
The Tammys: “Egyptian Shumba” ...
Ell Ess Two” (note: various sites report that they played...– Pitchfork News: Pavement Launch Tour, Add Dates That’s right Matthew. You know the score. Keep them in check over there.
The basketball team does wind sprints on the court. Their long arms and legs move so fast that they blur like the blades of a fan. They are the Chicago Bulls and they have won many championships. I would know because I am the one who has the honor of handing them their reward for winning: potato pancakes. They each get two plates: one is for eating and the other is to throw in celebration. ...
Big Red Button →
A short story about an office supply chain, a commercial actor, discount Cold War goods and destruction.