August 2009
35 posts
Night of the She Wolf! →
On a dark summer’s night a man arrives home from work to find that a singing, dancing She Wolf is in his coat closet! He calls a friend over for help and the pair learn that this ‘She Wolf’ is actually a Colombian-American singer/songwriter, musician, record producer, dancer and philanthropist! There’s howling!, writhing!, Feminism!, the nature of language! and a...
Ten Absurd Similes for Sex
1. ‘His member barrelled into her like a monorail, its conductor passed out drunk on the accelerator, into a mountain tunnel.’
2. ‘She shielded her bosom with her forearm as if she were a young man hiding his premature baldness with a ballcap.’
3. ‘Her tongue ran over her buttocks like someone in their first marathon, legs jelly-like, stumbling over the finish...
Is Your Father Harry Luft? →
You think that I’m just making up these tall tales all the time - for the most part I am - but these crazy things really happen to me. I’m drawing from life experiences.
Is Your Father Harry Luft? is one of those experiences. This is a strange but true story of something that happened to me two weeks ago involving a mysterious urologist, a resourceful and humorously-named detective,...
The Walker Brothers: “Shut Out”
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August Fun Facts
We are now seven days into the eighth month of the year, August. It being part of the Summer - for half the world - it’s filled with lots of fun celebrations and entertaining historical events. Here’s some of them:
During the first weekend of the Month, Twinsburg, OH celebrates Twins Days. During this same weekend, Twinsburg’s twin city, Hijinx, also holds a celebration. The...
American Babies Are Ruining Everything →
(via pterodactyls)
I haven’t even clicked on this link. I may but I don’t think I have to. It’s all you could ever ask for in a title.
And completely true. American Babies, with their cocky attitudes, incessant rolling (babies move about not by crawling but by rolling on their sides across the ground, with complete disregard for all in their path), scaremongering, carefully...
Four Wisconsin women arrested in lovers'... →
maura:
o_O
The women’s plot for revenge unfolded last Thursday at the Lakeview Motel about 30 miles southwest of Green Bay in the tiny village of Stockbridge near the scenic shores of Lake Winnebago.
Criminal complaints filed Friday allege the man agreed to be bound with “sheer sheets” and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a “rub down” by Ziemann. She instead cut off his underwear with a...
