December 2008
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Dec 31st
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Foolish Chatter: An Interview with the Ikki Twins...
Hello and Welcome to Foolish Chatter!  I am your host, What a Fool Believes! Today on Foolish Chatter we have not one, but two special guests: Rikki and Vikki from MTV’s A Double Shot at Love! A Double Shot at Love, airing Tuesdays at 10 ET/PT, is a sequel of sorts to A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, a reality television show where a group of males and females competed for the love of...
Dec 30th
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A Fool for Film: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Open on a small studio.  It is dimly lit with a backdrop of black curtain.  Before the curtain hang several large posters from famous films like Dunston Checks In, Baby Geniuses, and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.  Before the curtain and below the posters sits a man on a rusty fold-out chair.  The man is What a Fool Believes, the host of a program called A Fool for Film. What a Fool Believes:...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
ListenPavement: “Platform Blues” ...
Dec 29th
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Dec 18th
The Metaphysical Corner
Welcome to The Metaphysical Corner!  Where the edges are infinite.™ Holiday Enlightenment: Discourse freely with one of our Philosophers of Sales on the Post-Structuralism 2-for-1 special!  Yes, Jacques Derrida, there is a Santa Claus! Thought of the Day If we believe there to be millions upon millions upon millions of galaxies in the universe, it seems highly probable that there are other...
Dec 18th
Hate, Oh Hate, It Breaks the Heart: The Ballad of...
Connor East was born in Atlanta, Georgia, on June 8, 1977.  He was a healthy child with an amazing predisposition for singing, which he did even before he could speak a word.  His father used to say, “Connor, m’boy, you’ve got the voice of an angel!”  That is until a week after Connor’s third birthday when Mr. East, whose other favorite saying was, “Woman! You...
Dec 16th
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ListenWelcome to Great Moments in Song! The Fall:...
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Things to Wish for in 2009
In a defiant and heart-warming act of solidarity, not unlike the famous scene from Spartacus, the rest of the cast of The Hills grow “creepy, flesh-colored” facial hair for Spencer and Lauren.
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ListenVirago: “Violent Instincts” The end...
Dec 11th
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Things to Wish for in 2009
More mindblowing descriptions of the power of George Michael’s voice: foryourpleasure: One note from Mr. Michael could make babies gurgle up cupcakes contained in bubbles, it could make pigeons weep and alligators sigh, it could cause it to rain gold from public water fountains or mirages of tropical paradise to appear within the blink of an eye. It could cause the clouds to fornicate and...
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
ListenVirago: “Heatwaves” Another track...
Dec 10th
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ListenVirago: “R&B” Virago has been...
Dec 9th
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No Foolin'
Hello and welcome to What a Fool Believes! I have received many calls on the Fool Line and mail in the Fool Box, since the creation of this site, from Fool Fans asking, “When are you going to quit foolin’ around and tell us about ‘The Man Behind the Fool’?” I enjoy keeping up an air of mystery to this site, so I held off on answering any questions sent by...
Dec 8th
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Joe Satriani Sues Coldplay Over "Viva La Vida" →
Sometime in 2009 A Courtroom The judge rifles through some papers on his bench for the case of Satriani v. Coldplay.  The bailiff is motionless against the wall.  The court clerk and reporter sit patiently, fingers on typewriters.  At the desk of the defendants sit the members of Coldplay with their record companies legal team.  At the desk of the plaintiff sits just one man, guitarist Joe...
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