October 2008
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Trick or Treat?
“The wind picked up and he thought he could hear a voice calling his name....”
– Trick or Treat?
(Full story)
“As she burned, Bloody Mary screamed a curse at the villagers. If anyone...”
– Trick or Treat?
(Full story)
Trick or Treat?
Trick or Treat?
Happy Halloween all you ghouls and goblins!
To celebrate this fun holiday of costumes, candy, scares and dares, I will be posting items that ask this day’s famous question: Trick or Treat?
Will the post be like going to the rich neighborhood and getting a full-size Snickers bar or will it be like finding the born-again Christians house and receiving a pamphlet on Jesus and a greasy...
Spooktacular Satires too Ghastly to Post
Son of a witch!
The insufferable Ghost of Writer’s Block has visited me, my friends!
As the clock counts down to Hallow’s Eve, I’ve been trying desperately to write a ghoulish satire, to consecrate this wicked jubilee, but all of my demented ideas have proven to be too ghastly to post!
Mummyfudger!
But wait!
“Too ghastly”? What am I saying? What could be...
Virago's Halloween Treat →
Virago is a “noisy, domineering, or quarrelsome woman”. It’s also one loud bitch of a rock ‘n’ roll band.
On December 9, 2008, Virago will release its debut, Gena, a seven-song EP that shares its name with the beautiful woman on the cover.
Gena is a fuzzed-out, noise-soaked, rock ‘n’ roll maelstrom that appeals to one’s primal pop...
Amy Poehler & Will Arnett On the Way to the...
This past Saturday, Amy Poehler, the Upright Citizens Brigade and Saturday Night Live member, and Will Arnett, the Arrested Development and 30 Rock scene stealer, had a baby boy named Archie.
Here’s what happened on their way to the hospital.
Scene 1
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Arnett/Poehler Residence, New York
Amy Poehler lays prostrate upon a velour sofa, burgundy in color. Atop...
“Hi,
Thanks for taking part in the Buy Early Get Now program for Brighten The...”
– Expect a list of qualms, Matador!
“Hey?”
Who’s that?
“It’s your conscious, silly!”
Oh! What’s up?
“Why are you getting so worked up about this delay?”
Um, DUH! I love Pavement! Shouldn’t you know that? Being in my head and all?
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